All Football Tips w/c 16th January

Crystal Palace v Manchester United
Looks like a match ManU should win but the problem is - You are playing Patrick Vieira - the iron man from The Arsenal Invincibles. You also have Zaha - who may have played "hide the sausage"with David Moyes daughter and got sold back to Palace after a brief spell at ManU. Final consideration is ManU play Arsenal over the weekend and Casemiro is one booking away from a suspension for that match - either he does not play tonight or he is a very cautious passenger.

D/C and BTTS - Yes
Crystal Palace or draw @ 5/2

ATGS Zaha @ 29/10

Manchester City v Tottenham Hotspur
Man Utd popped a couple past them/Southampton popped a couple past them/Brentford popped in two here.

Spurs over 1.5 goals @ 24/10

I think I need to accept the Science - man made global cooling and go with

Under 2.5 match goals at
Newport
Stevenhage
Barnsley
Coventry
@ 15/2

Southampton v Villa
Southampton starting to score 2/2/2 in their last three matches
Southampton over 1.5 goals @ 17/10

Leicester v Brighton
Brighton look better since tossing the tosser and Leicester should be good for a home goal
BTTS - Yes and over 2.5 match goals @ evens

Afternoons beer going to four rank under achievers
Draw double at
Liverpool/West Ham @ 25/2

VAR and myself will never be friends. Slight touch in the area deprived Ward Prowse of a perfectly legitimate goal.
My experiment with unders yesterday failed miserably. In fact with the Newport match cancelled, overs on the other three (which landed) would have paid 15/1

Over 2.5 match goals on today's three EPL games
Leeds/Man City/Arsenal @ 7/2